1,842

Lady boss, just admit you don't know. So much more flattering than watching you try to keep up.

1,841

I tried to be tolerant, but this Jesus-BS just banned you from my facebook wall:

"So I thank Christ that His blood pressure gave this heart an attack that
Flatlined my obscured vision, put me flat on my back
Through my ignorance, He saw.
Through my sternum, He saw to crack open my chest
to transplant Psalm 51:10..."

Thank Christ when you have a real heart attack.

1840

Looking for a window to put your fist through.

1839

Boss needs a re-write.
Well. We all need something you
ever loving cunt.

1838

4 posts and I'm super-fucking pissed.

1837

Support Our Troops stickers. Yeah I get the need to not shit on troops for fighting a war I don't agree with. The grievance is with the policy makers. I get that. And so does everyone. We all do support our troops as long as it's clapping for them when they walk through airports. But given that the US military still won't acknowledge Gulf War Syndrome and pay for treatment, won't acknowledge the continuing danger of using U238 shells, and won't acknowledge that the wars we fight are tending to create more wars (hell we can't even get unlimited healthcare to emergency personnel of 9/11) I don't any of that is doing any good to the actual troops. In fact, Support Our Troops seems more like code for Support Our Wars.

1836

The fact that I just said "financial products." It's not a product. It's not something on shelves in a store that you can browse, purchase, and use. It's a loan. Call it a loan.

1835

Going over financial products for hours only to find out the next day that because my credit rating, while actually being pretty solid, isn't in the upper echelons of those who've never had a single financial transgression in their whole life, I don't qualify for the loans I can afford. But I do qualify for loans that would stretch my budget to the limit. Which you would think would be bad since, I don't know, giving people loans they can barely afford pretty much created this whole mess we're in. One would think they'd want to work with terms so the borrower could actually make the payments instead of eventually filing for bankruptcy and not pay them anymore.

1834

Career inertia.

1833

Little earthquakes.

1832

Faked out by job. Stupid f-n job.

1,831

Getting paid about $7 an hour to transcribe Russian-accented doctors talking about urinary incontinence.

1,830

I just really have no idea what I'm doing.

1,829

Social blundering.

1,828

How close that precipice is and how easy it would be to just walk right off the cliff into the nothing.

1,827

You can't take a picture of this, it's already gone.

1,826

Automatic Word formatting.  I know if I want the word to be capitalized.  Really, I know.

1,825

Family members not believing you when you explain your baby is sick and why. That somehow we are making it up.  That somehow it is all some elaborate lie (WHAT PURPOSE WOULD THIS SERVE, PLEASE TELL ME) because we are "too sensitive" or something. Tell you what. You sit up all night with a baby in crazy ear pain every night for three weeks and then tell me I'm being "dramatic."

1,824

And, the ole' standby: no sleep.

1,823

Watching baby suffer and being unable to help.