125

Menstruation.

124

Having to work, period.

123

Working for a non-profit

122

Young love

121

Viral labyrinthitis

120

Lack of health insurance.

119

DOT org

118

The entitled

117

Perky people. Especially at 9 am.

116

Wage slavery.

115

Cars that insist on passing me on my bicycle with 5 feet of space, but only after sitting right on my tail for several minutes, honking or flashing their lights, in their frustration at being afraid to pass me any closer.

114

Having to go to work at 7 am on a Sunday morning.

113

Post drop boxes on the passenger side of the car.

112

"The Secret"

111

Rap acts who heavily sample showtunes or children's rhymes. Songs from Annie should remain just that. And last weekend, at Venice Beach, I actually heard a local act rapping on top of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider". WTF?

110

The Optimist's Club.

109

"Grey Poupon Dijon"

108

The fact that it will take over 3.5 years to get to 10,001 things at our current rate

107

Mail-in rebates

106

this

105

The Oscars. Watching the entertainment industry shoot off over itself would be so much more entertaining if they actually got naked first.

104

The New American Puritanism. Swear words and nipple shots will not bring about the end of civilization. Those who object to them just might.

103

NASCAR. Seriously - cars going left for 500 miles? Who the hell cares!

102

The left lane is for PASSING!!!

101

shabby chic

100

When a hair sticks under a piece of tape on a package you are wrapping.

99

Mysterious ringing in one's ears.

98

The person who, when sees you are waiting for their parking spot, takes their sweet ass time removing themselves from it. Enjoy your petty little power, asshole. It's all you've got.

97

Tounge scrapers.

96

Emotional unavailability.

95

"You're not emotionally available."

94

Clenching. Period.

93

Waking up with a clenched jaw.

92

Anything "becoming eclectic"

91

"Morning Become Eclectic"

90

A successful "teamwork" situation later described as having been an "organic collaboration."

89

"Have a good one."

88

DRM

87

Not enough cowbell.

86

Hipster douche-bags and their homemade pool cues.

85

Sir, yes Sir!

84

Stale Chinese food for lunch.

83

Anna Nicole Smith's continuing ability to annoy, even while dead.

82

Heather Wilson.

81

Having to dust.

80

Dust.

79

Your portable DVD player comes with headphones, A-hole.

78

It's called a turn signal, people. And it's surprisingly easy to use.

77

Finding a load of free cardboard boxes, but they have all been cut up. Who would DO that?

76

Packing.

75

Dentists

74

My fucking teeth.

73

Tony Snow

72

Having to live with a "poet".

71

Slam "poetry".

70

Beat "poetry".

69

Women who have never had an orgasm. Figure it out, bitch!

68

Oprah Winfrey's Book Club.

67

Lever 2000. For all of your 2000 parts. I don't think I have that many, and if I do, I don't want to know about them.

66

The Hummer Limo parked outside my work that creates the world's biggest blind spot.

65

Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" song.

64

Killer astronauts in adult diapers.

63

Child-size shopping carts at the grocery store. Especially when there is child-sized person attached.

62

61

Alizé

60

The term "sweatpants". Gross.

59

Lucas with the lid off.

58

Formal shorts.

57

Baby Gap. That fucking makes me furious.

56

Lack of real green chile anywhere but in NM.

55

Dexy's Midnight Runners.

54

Radio Shack

53

The Grove in Los Angeles. Seriously - have you been there? This fuckin' place blows.

52

3,000 miles between friends.

51

Being cut-off by Jersey drivers after a log night of meaningless sex in Jersey. Wawa never looked so good....

50

Decorative parsley.

49

The Cult of Coffee.

48

The War on Drugs.

47

Yuppie moms in the park who participate in some sort of stroller aerobics in a circle. What is that?

46

Mortality.

45

Snow in Malibu.

44

Whoever left the cheese out all night.

43

Automatically applied condiments.

42

When your friends don't all live with you in a large complex, surrounded by barbed wire to keep out the riff raff.

41

When your upstairs neigbor drunk crashes your party and starts talking about Nam. Or something.

40

Blogger Beta.

39

Jean Oppenheimer

38

Fuckin' kids.

37

W

36

Those who do not respect the power of the"BCC".

35

That Mapquest thinks there's no traffic and that you can traverse awesome distances at the speed of thought.

34

Being hungover, driving to work, late, and stuck behind someone from Iowa driving 10 miles an hour.

33

That the Grey Poupon guy died today.

32

Courier New.

31

Numbers 20-29.

30

Stoopid spell checker!

29

People who turn into parking lots before realizing they are pay only, change their minds, but then can't back up because of the tire damage thing, who then have to pull forward, block traffic, and attempt to explain to the attendant they are a dumbass because they assumed this was some kind of free parking utopia smack in the middle Los Angeles where all other lots charge about $20 every 20 minutes, and that they don't really want to pay, but now need to turn around, which seems to require 3 managers to void out a register receipt, causing tardiness on the part of everyone else trying to get in the lot, but at least affording the parking lot attendants the most exciting part of their day.

28

Tony Blair

27

Tom has 157673849 friends.

26

Public bathroom lingerers

25

"No Fear"

24

24.

23

St. Elmo's Fire. The movie, not the song. The song rules.

22

17.99% God damn Citibank

21

When you are trying to jay walk and the car you are waiting to run behind stops instead of continuing on, causing all other cars to have to stop as well, thus drawing more attention to your illegal activity.

20

Drunken idea that seemed good at the time, but....

19

Self conscious references to AIDS.

18

AIDS

17

THEM

16

i wish to chat with you on msn messnger only signbecky@hotmail.com! i love
the way you look. YOU HOT MAN

15

Trim spa. No proof.

14

It's more than Tom Hanks hair.

13

Chicken Soup for the Soul.

12

The handicapped.

11

William Donahue.

10

Celine Dion.

9

Steve. Jobs.

8

Stupid computers

7

Friends who wont come out already.

6

Southwest airlines

5

1 ply toliet paper

4

ABC gum. On the side of a cup. That someone sticks back in their mouth after it has been sitting there and is all hard and disgusting.

3

Valet Parking

2

Gratuitous bandannas.

1

WWJD?