876

Watching a love triangle play out before your eyes that is so stereotyped it seems staged.

878

I used to be a much more eloquent and honest writer on my blog, and now it's like a whitewashed garble of sound and fury signifying nothing.

877

I've already eaten way too much chocolate today.

876

It's exactly two years I've had this friggin back injury. I'm pretty tired of it at this point.

875

That with only one month exception, we are posting progressively less every month.

874

Co-workers who ask me why I am "so serious all the time." Do you people honestly think I am here for enjoyment? Well, yes. I guess I am serious. Serious about getting in and out, so I can get on with my life.

873

Those who insist on holding conversations in the bathroom. This is all business people, it's not a social call.

872

that there are adults who think this makes sense.

871

Our numbering is off.

870

Miscommunication

869

frothing

868

that people, after hearing the word "strategery" exit a grown man's mouth, actually said, "Yeah, he sounds good to me!" and voted for the dick face. It's been almost seven years and I'm still frothing.

867

A President who's so goddamned moronic and disinterested in, you know, doing his job of being President to learn where he is, to whom he is speaking, and learn even a modicum of geography, politics, or even his own fucking language.

866

That no matter what, some people will continuously fail to meet even the bottom rung on the ladder of my expectations.

865

Now I get no bonus at all. I miss the chocolate time card.

864

One year we got a chocolate time card as a bonus. A CHOCOLATE TIME CARD.

863

And is glad to at least be getting something.

862

Expects a bonus...gets 2 movies passes.

861

1,098 spams in 5 minutes.

what

the

fuck

860

Another Monday morning and no end in sight.

859

"Is IT in you?"

858

Muscle knot in back that makes it hard to take a deep breath, due to limping because of broken toe.

856

Pining for someone who isn't pining for you.

855

Breaking a toe while waiting for a job interview.

854

Breaking a toe.

853

Job Interviews.

852

9,678 spam emails since Saturday.

851

I have nonstop back injury-related headaches. I'm off of work for two weeks: headache GONE. I'm able to think clearly, focus, etc. I'm back to work one day: headache BACK.

Fuck.

850

Any commentary by Sandra Tsing Loh

849

Sunburns.

848

Muscle pulls.

847

Cowardly Republicans, who only criticize their former masters after the fact, and having been paid 8 Million to do so. Fuckers.

846

Overhearing this conversation, of some guy on a phone outside my office:

"Yo, reading the bible is mad fun, dog. Sometime we read it at the beach, and sometimes we just go wherever and read it. Like whatever, bra."
Pause.
"Nah, man, I won't be mad or nothing if you don't want to come."
Pause.
"We shoot for a commitment man, that's all. It'll be your fall."
Pause.
"We're all here cause our parents DON'T go to church, that's THEIR problem."
Pause.
"Well, how DO you use the bible?"
Pause.
"Do you have a cheerful heart?"
Pause.
"You don't have a problem. Things are looking up for you. But you should come. Later."
Click.

845

Things changing and people leaving and shit.

844

When your toilet overflows into your shower as you are walking out the door for a vacation.