1,546

The office guy who is going around with printouts of Sarah Palin from her beauty queen days and talking about how hot she is and how this makes a BIG difference in the McCain campaign. Yes, Virginia, people really ARE that stupid.

1,545

If you start singing "Hey Jude" in your head and you get to the na na nas, you can't really ever find the ending.

1,544

All-night dripping sound in some pipe in the wall making it impossible to sleep, even with earplugs in and pillows over my head.

1,543

Family member who never voted or was even registered nor cared about politics in any way no matter what encouragement any of us gave is now spamming me with political email forwards ("Why women should vote!") just because said family member's new significant other is into politics.

1,542

Spam email re: Angelina Jolie's newborn twins marry each other!

Whaaaa???

1,541

Update: just learned he left said umbrella at some chick's house, a friend of a friend. And she has since moved. Fucking great.

1,540

My friend left my big umbrella at someone's house. He's had literally months to get it back to me. It's currently pouring dayaftertomorrow-style and I'm about to get soaked. Again. I want my fucking umbrella back now! Now now now! Wah!

1,539

The city of Los Angeles is trying to shake me down for $15.00 in city business tax because I didn't apply for the Creative Artist Exception in a timely manner. Are you people out of your fucking minds?

1,538

City of Los Angeles finance web site deliberately written to confuse you into paying.

1,538

That roommate... he's now clipping his nails right next to me in the kitchen. Which is right next to the bathroom. Which has a door. Behind which people should clip their nails. Guh.

1,537

There are not one, but TWO flies in my apartment. I should be able to play it cool. They're just flies right? WRONG! They are the number one way to get my head to explode. You know that person who runs around the house with a rolled up magazine chasing a single fly and never ever catching it because, well because it's a fucking fly? Yeah, that's me.

1,536

My current roommate is sitting across from me and he keeps sniffling. But he's not sick -- I'm not a monster -- he's just sniffling. And sighing. And I wish it weren't driving me crazy, but it fucking is.

1,535

See 1,534 but add the minor complication that I got myself 85% out of that job for a multitude of reasons ranging from the stifling of professional development to crippling anger, and that I don't want to return from my "hiatus" and yet fear that if I don't return I'll be out on the streets by December. Or worse: my parents'.

1,534

See 1,518.