1,692

Being forcibly related to someone who loves to hate actors (he even has a button that says "I hate actors!" that he wears to plays). Latest: "I let my dog poop in front of these jerk actors who were learning lines at Starbucks. They just want attention." GUESS WHAT, jerkoff, it's where people meet to work on shit!

1,691

My skin: "You have a film AND a video shoot this weekend? I'd better break out NOW!!"

1,690

Getting a hair color that is 100% not what you asked for.

1,689

SO VERY BUMMED they haven't called me back for the show I really wanted to be in. *sob*

1,688

(exasperated sibling): Why do you have to PLAN everything? Why can't you just DO it?

BECAUSE I AM FUCKING BUSY, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!

1,687

It's the worst feeling when your darkest fears about someone turn out to be completely true.

1,686

Being told by your doctor that you have no hope for recovery and basically will just have to "live with it."

1,685

Being grumpy about something I deeply should not be grumpy about.

1,684

Finding out crazy shit about your family history and not being able to tell everyone about it!!!

1,682

Seeing the creepy-ass stuff that is in your dad's email inbox. *wugga*

1,682

My dad is really ill. :(