1,771

I am sick of family bullshit.  All of it.  Zero tolerance policy from now on.

1,770

Owners/bosses: "We know you've been working nights and weekends for over a year with no break but just make it to the end of December and things will get back to normal. We promise."

First week back from Christmas break (first vacation in almost two years)...

Owners/bosses: "We really need to get some extra features before the end of the quarter, there's only three of you, and since we just released a major product you will have to support new installs too."

Back to working nights and weekends. Fuck. Off.

1,769

"give me back that filet o fish. give me that fish."

1,768

the 5 dollar foot long jingle

1,767

Overhearing peoples' crazy paranoia over filling out the census form.  Lady, I am quite sure you give WAY more personal information away every day on your Facebook page than what the census is asking for.

1,766

CEO's rich, fat fuck kid running around the office without any shoes on, hanging around the conference rooms, and playing wii all over the goddamn place. Kid, you are too old to act like that. Shouldn't you be working on a coke habit already?

1,765

Stinky cat.

1,764

When you hook up an external drive after you moved a file on it and the computer drive is all "Where is file 'you disorganized muther fucka.avi'??"
Screw you computer. It's your job to find it. KNOW already damn you.

1,763

STILL NOT BEING DONE. STILL!

1,762

Where I work, people get fired. A LOT. Like I'd say more than half the people I've worked with over my time at the co. have been fired. And it's not always cause they suck. And it has nothing to do with money. I'd say I have a 60% chance of being fired on any given day. Sometimes its more, sometimes its less. But always, its there. I better go steal more cookies.

1,761

Scratch that...it's been over 3 years.

1,760

Blaming self for not being more pissed.

1,759

Dudes, we've been doing this for over 2 years and haven't even cracked 2,000. I thought we were more pissed than this.

1,758

Having "It's a Hard Knock Life" stuck in your head for weeeeeeeeks.

1,757

People just NOT GETTING IT.

1,756

Greed is ugly.