360

IT techs that lack the basic social skills required to string 2 words together in any sort of helpful manner.

358

Being told to follow the "Appropriate Channels."

357

The "Appropriate Channels."

356

The "Correct Procedure."

355

Refusing to make plans because you have to go to the gym or do laundry. At least pretend you have a legitimate excuse. Fine, you know what? I'd rather sort through my dirty skivvies than hang out with you, too.

354

Management. Wherever you are, whatever your doing, if your in any position of management, your pissing me off.

353

That I'm apparently indifferent to human suffering if it doesn't directly affect me... are you homeless, seeking charitable donation, otherwise in need? Feh! I've got leftovers to eat and Tivo to love.

352

Hotel rooms with no curtains on East facing windows. Well hello, 6 AM!

351

Can't wear barrettes, headbands, or practically any headgear without getting a headache.

350

Not being able to start fires with one's mind.

349

A bucket of pig's blood on your new prom dress.

348

Blood bubbling up in the kitchen sink. That talks.

347

Creepy old women in bathtubs that want you to have sex with them.

346

Killer St. Bernards.

345

Classic cars that kill.

344

Dead pets that reanimate.

343

Killer mimes that live in sewers.

342

Mimes.

341

Killer clowns that live in sewers.

340

Clowns.