544

Both of my friends' shows were just cancelled.

543

Having to self-assess your competency levels on vague skill sets. Can I put n/a on my ability to think clearly?

542

Throwing up in your car in front of several Cal Tech students walking to class.

541

Throwing up in your car.

540

Someone just signed an email to my high-ranking boss with the following:
"Attentively, Axxx Rxxxx" ATTENTIVELY. Now THAT'S kissing ass.

539

Seeing everyone at the store buying flowers and picnic items for Mother's Day. Some of them were very grumpy. Be glad you HAVE your mom to be grumpy about, bitches!

538

I'm so bad at planning that I can't even give notice because I don't know when to stop working.

537

My sister not paying an $85 ticket and now it's $850 and her license is suspended and guess who will have to bail her out if she gets pulled over?

536

I am bruised and cut and unable to eat properly due to yesterday's dental work.

535

TWO HOURS of drilling at the dentist's, only to discover I had YET ANOTHER cavity to fill.

534

My sister making me leave work to come pick her up because her car had been towed when she was at her plastic surgeon because she parked in a no parking zone.

533

I have a thin film of soot all over me, including in my lungs. Nasty.

532

Mystery illness, day 23.

531

My hood is on fire.

530

The fact that no one has contacted me about finding said notebook.

529

I have misplaced my notebook that holds about 60% of my work on the new album. I am going to lose my mind.

528

False idols, financial instability, and a hangover on a bright beautiful Tuesday morning.

527

All my friends have to work stupid jobs to make stupid money to support their true life ambitions and talents.

526

Friends having to go through divorces.

525

Still being sick.