Friday, January 23, 2009

1,643

Impatient instant messengers. GIVE ME A FREAKING SECOND, I'm at WORK!!!

1,642

MOCKING FUCKING BIRD all night long, every night, no sleep, hate hate hate.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

1,641

I wish I had taken some Dharma Cookie home. I am dumb.

1,643

Decisions.

1,642

Knowing that something is coming, but neither what nor when.

Monday, January 19, 2009

1,641

I second #1,640. Gah!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

1,640

Being insatiably hungry ALL THE FREAKIN TIME.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

1,639

Madoff: still not in jail.

1,638

My workplace is cutting costs by getting rid of temps. Looks like my gig is up. Very depressed about this.

Monday, January 5, 2009

1,637

"You guys should let me produce you. I'd do a much better job."

1,636

"I listened to your new album," (he didn't, he heard an old one) "and I didn't understand why there were dance tracks and then slow tracks."

1,635

"Do you guys have a direction you're taking your music in, or are you just throwing it out there?"

1,634

Doofus in our office who calls himself a "music producer" giving all kinds of horrible "advice."

1,633

Being guilted into something.

1,631

I am technologically cursed.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

1,630

Having to say "happy new year" just because there's this emptiness in the air when you don't. Like there's an unspoken rule between December 28th and January 4th that if you don't say "happy new year" you are a dick.

1,629

Bonus: Had to read that story online because people still steal my fucking newspaper. Seriously. Seriously. What kind of person steals a newspaper? I just want to know. I want to understand you.

1,628

9 Muslims Are Pulled From Plane and Denied Re-entry; Airline Apologizes Next Day


this is the country we live in.

Monday, December 22, 2008

1,627

Ultrasounds used as profile pictures.

Friday, December 19, 2008

1,626

Newish office acquaintance who would be awesome if he wasn't such a freakin' emotional vampire getting up in my face for attention several times a day every day and being hurt if I don't give him enough time and asking every single day what we're doing tonight or this weekend so I'm forever having to come up with "I'm busy" excuses. CALM DOWN, dude! If you didn't smother people with your neediness we'd probably want to hang out with you more!