1,768

the 5 dollar foot long jingle

1,767

Overhearing peoples' crazy paranoia over filling out the census form.  Lady, I am quite sure you give WAY more personal information away every day on your Facebook page than what the census is asking for.

1,766

CEO's rich, fat fuck kid running around the office without any shoes on, hanging around the conference rooms, and playing wii all over the goddamn place. Kid, you are too old to act like that. Shouldn't you be working on a coke habit already?

1,765

Stinky cat.

1,764

When you hook up an external drive after you moved a file on it and the computer drive is all "Where is file 'you disorganized muther fucka.avi'??"
Screw you computer. It's your job to find it. KNOW already damn you.

1,763

STILL NOT BEING DONE. STILL!

1,762

Where I work, people get fired. A LOT. Like I'd say more than half the people I've worked with over my time at the co. have been fired. And it's not always cause they suck. And it has nothing to do with money. I'd say I have a 60% chance of being fired on any given day. Sometimes its more, sometimes its less. But always, its there. I better go steal more cookies.

1,761

Scratch that...it's been over 3 years.

1,760

Blaming self for not being more pissed.

1,759

Dudes, we've been doing this for over 2 years and haven't even cracked 2,000. I thought we were more pissed than this.

1,758

Having "It's a Hard Knock Life" stuck in your head for weeeeeeeeks.

1,757

People just NOT GETTING IT.

1,756

Greed is ugly.

1,755

I actually got a nasty email from a superior that included the phrase "it's not rocket science." Neither is not being a bitch. Really, who says that?

1,754

Getting "joke" emails from family about how the snowstorm on the East Coast means Al Gore is a liar and everyone should burn his book for warmth.  *sigh*

1,753

Upon telling a co-worker I'm preggers and having a boy, he says this: "Awesome! With girls, you have to worry about all the penises in the world, but with boys, you only have to worry about one!"  Er...yeah.  Ahem.

1,752

"Tea Party Convention."  Urrrrrgle.

1,751

No, family member, no matter how many times you ask, I will not be doing a "belly cast."

1,750

The flood of "you shoulds" for parenting our child has begun.

1,749

A loved one getting plastic surgery and looking like they are now The Joker mixed with Lion-Faced Lady.  Sooooo sad.