1,802

Bizarre emails from my dad about all the "widows" he's trying and failing to date.

1,801

Being sleep-deprived is just a whole level of suck that I am not good at handling.

1,800

And just to change the subject...dead pets. That sucks a whole fucking hell of a lot.

1,799

Who am I kidding? Any workplace at quarter-end recap presentation time.

1,798

And yet, more jokes about stock prices.

1,797

People who clap at simple Powerpoint animation effects.

1,796

Follow-up questions.

1,795

Forced gutteral laughs at very unfunny workplace appropriate jokes.

1,794

And you, with your bleached teeth and "semi-retired, half-diplomat" parents.

1,793

You and your hoighty toighty watch, waving it all about in the air, at question time.

1,792

Being compensated with beach towels.

1,791

What exactly do you mean "stock" anyway?

1,790

Oh wait....we were already broke.

1.789

The stock is falling! My word!

1.788

Does anybody live here anymore?

1,787

Snatchery.

1.786

Twitter slave. Becoming one. Does it really do anything?

1,785

If you need to say, "Let's think outside the box," you're probably not aware of how far in the box you live and I'm not so sure you're able to truly accomplish your goal.

1,784

Condescending friends. Especially coming from one about to fall on his face. Hard.

1,783

No new page edits from A. Tulip in like forever. Seriously, where's the evolution?