1,827

You can't take a picture of this, it's already gone.

1,826

Automatic Word formatting.  I know if I want the word to be capitalized.  Really, I know.

1,825

Family members not believing you when you explain your baby is sick and why. That somehow we are making it up.  That somehow it is all some elaborate lie (WHAT PURPOSE WOULD THIS SERVE, PLEASE TELL ME) because we are "too sensitive" or something. Tell you what. You sit up all night with a baby in crazy ear pain every night for three weeks and then tell me I'm being "dramatic."

1,824

And, the ole' standby: no sleep.

1,823

Watching baby suffer and being unable to help.

1,822

ELEVEN WEEKS, this baby has been sick.  ELEVEN WEEKS.

1,821

Random stomach viruses that make the successful eating of one f%&%#ing rice cake feel like a real victory for humanity.

1,820

Losing someone you love in a horrible, inexplicable way that breaks your heart on a daily basis.

1,819

MUCH worse: your little child being very sick for a whole month and feeling utterly helpless.

1,818

Being sick for a whole month.

1,817

We are closing in on the FOUR YEAR anniversary of this blog and haven't even cracked 2,000. People, get pissed will you?

1.816

Forced airing of grievances.

1,815

Living in a different city than all of my best friends.

1,814

The Axe Detailer and advertisements thereof.

1,813

People who leave ginormous christmas displays on ALL NIGHT LONG. There's no way you can spin that to be a good thing. I dare you.

1,812

Not enough accolades? You know what? No.

1,811

No Columbus Day off? Even though I'm a guido?

1,810

Bedbug infestations. Really?

1,809

People who use the phrase "inartful" to describe things they wish they hadn't said. Weasel word! Weasel word!

1,808

Just write me back. I don't care if you're rejecting me, just write fucking back. God. Just hit fucking reply. FUCK.