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"You can't NOT do anything for your birthday!"

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That ad with the cartoon bears using toilet paper, with the little pastel butterflies and flowers flying off the stinking soiled roll. Does anyone else find this unutterably distasteful?

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All the goddamn nights that Star Wars: The Phantom Foot up George Lucas' Ass is the only thing on HBO.

336

Only being able to afford cheap wine, even on nights when there's good movies on HBO.

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Fucking zombie movies that are based on diseases. Come on, man, that's an outbreak movie, not a zombie flick. Slow, ravenous undead! How hard is it?

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People who think zombies are boring.

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Fluorescent lighting

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People who regularly shirk responsibilty (and the fact that I grudgingly pick up the slack).

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God damn ABC

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Ummm.....yeah.

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A lack of "Whillikers!"

328

Conversations starting with, "Turn off your engine and step outside of the vehicle please, Miss."

327

Conversations starting with, "You were probably too drunk to remember this, but..."

326

Conversations starting with, "OK, here's the bad news..."

325

Tree Trimming. On the 110. During morning rush hour in Los Angeles. Are you people out of your minds???

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Doctors, nurses and security guards who don't seem to grasp why being in the ER for 12 hours might piss you off.

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12 hours in the ER.

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Unity08. I don't want a bipartisan ticket in 2008. The middleground between a Republican and a Democrat will suck as badly as what we have now.

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Communitarians. Seriously, stop. Your time has passed.

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The fact that no one in the entire world seems able to put together a grammatical sentence without at least one egregious spelling error. Things like "thing", or "cable". I'm not asking anyone to spell supercalifragilisticexpialadocious here, you know?