1,569

and my shoulder hurts. like, all the time.

1,568

I don't have a burger in my hand right now.

1,567

Santa Anas = thumbs down

1,566

2 weeks to go....oh my god. Ulcers. Stress. I promise world, we are doing everything we can.

1,565

Things that are really time consuming being boiled down to "unfussy."

1,564

Killjoys.

1,563

Seriously, fires, give us a break! Surprise us for once and don't show up!

1,562

People trying to act smart who aren't smart.

1,561

That debate gave me indigestion.

1,560

The transitory nature of things (i.e., that champagne is gone).

1,559

The not knowing how this whole economy thing is going to affect us in the months and years to come.

1,558

It. sucks. to. be. back.

1,557

UNENDING SNAGS. At this rate, this album will come out in December of 2012, and then promptly get lost in the ensuing Armageddon.

1,556

Overheard: "Anthropology? Isn't that the study of dying stars?"

1,555

Finally accepting that Americans (and possibly just humans in general) are bewilderingly stupid.

1,554

Couldn't the stock market have waited two more weeks to crash? The exchange rate was getting so good!

1,553

Freakin' hate hormones.

1,552

From the article link in 1551:

After consistently trailing in national surveys, McCain is now running even or slightly ahead of Obama, thanks in good part to his selection of Palin and the positive support she has received from Republicans and white female voters.

I can't believe this farce is working.

1,551

This makes me so sick to my stomach I can barely think straight.

1,550

WHAT THE FUH?? I just looked on my Google Calendar and it has a Holiday icon on September 11th that says "Patriot Day." That's a thing!?!?!? Read this!!