1,782

People who use the phrase "non-fiction novel." If it's a novel, it's fiction.

1,781

People who criticize the Greek protesters for expecting to be able to retire with pensions when they're in their 60s.

1,780

Hi, I'm a 30 year old religious fanatic who has to act out so that the civil liberties of innocent people will be violated forever. Also, I'm an incompetent bomb builder. The red wire goes where?

1.779

Target Stabber. What up the Pseudo-Goth-Glamour-Shots-Gone-Awry Mug Shots???

1,778

PHANTOM 2, the sequel.  UNBELIEVABLE.

1,777

Rachael Ray.

1,776

Seriously. Fuck YOU world. You blow all over the place.

1,775

Dad has prostate cancer. Fuck you, world.

1,774

...Watching it practically in slow motion because it was totally my own damn, lazy fault: Even worse.

1,773

Coffee+Laptop+Floor=WAH

1,772

Hey rightwingers, the next time you associate a member of the current administration with a member of Hitler's regime I'm going to staple the Military Commissions Act and the Patriot Act (both of which YOU'RE favorite asshole president signed into law) to your ass and make you read them. I'm sick of you thinking that helping prevent your fellow humans from dying is a bad thing you christian fuck.

1,771

I am sick of family bullshit.  All of it.  Zero tolerance policy from now on.

1,770

Owners/bosses: "We know you've been working nights and weekends for over a year with no break but just make it to the end of December and things will get back to normal. We promise."

First week back from Christmas break (first vacation in almost two years)...

Owners/bosses: "We really need to get some extra features before the end of the quarter, there's only three of you, and since we just released a major product you will have to support new installs too."

Back to working nights and weekends. Fuck. Off.

1,769

"give me back that filet o fish. give me that fish."

1,768

the 5 dollar foot long jingle

1,767

Overhearing peoples' crazy paranoia over filling out the census form.  Lady, I am quite sure you give WAY more personal information away every day on your Facebook page than what the census is asking for.

1,766

CEO's rich, fat fuck kid running around the office without any shoes on, hanging around the conference rooms, and playing wii all over the goddamn place. Kid, you are too old to act like that. Shouldn't you be working on a coke habit already?

1,765

Stinky cat.

1,764

When you hook up an external drive after you moved a file on it and the computer drive is all "Where is file 'you disorganized muther fucka.avi'??"
Screw you computer. It's your job to find it. KNOW already damn you.

1,763

STILL NOT BEING DONE. STILL!