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Neighbors. Specifically, the one who walked by my porch this morning as I was trying to suck down a little soul-resuscitating nicotine before leaving for work, and made some snarky comment about how I'm up early today, aren't I. Yes, I am still sitting on the porch smoking in the midafternoon pretty often - but I'm usually at work at 8:30. He never sees me because he's not up that early! Asshole.