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The weird dude in the creepy red van who pulled up next to me at 11:30 p.m. while I was walking my dog and started a "friendly" conversation.

Uh...man? I don't care if you were "just being friendly."

Here's a tip: Nice, friendly men don't pull up a creepy red van and start conversations with young ladies walking their dogs in the middle of the night.

Especially conversations that end with "Hey! You wanna see MY big DOGGIE?"