1,193

"Pet Peeves."

1,192

People who have absolutely no idea how to tell a story. Hint: if its gone on for more than 2 minutes and you are not even close to arriving at the beginning of your point, and/or the person you are talking to turns away and begins to work on their computer, responding only with "Uh-huh(s)" and various grunts, that person is not engaged.

1,191

Insincerity.

1,190

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'...into THE FUTURE.

1,189

Working for the g'damn weekend.

1,188

Being
O
R
E
D
!

1,187

Mike Fuck-abee.

1,186

Grandma falling down, dislocating her elbow and breaking her arm. Stupid uneven sidewalks!!

1,185

Having to work on December 24.

1,184

Time-killing before holiday release.

1,183

Being DONE. But not "done."

1,182

The asinine poll questions on CNN.com.

1,181

Being a grown-up.

1,180

Moral and financial obligations.

1,179

The creeping, insidious fear that no one gives a shit.

1,178

Being both an emotional cripple AND a hopeless romantic.

1,177

Where have I been? Am I losing my edge?

1,176

Passive Aggressive co-workers.

1,175

The metal leg of my new desk at my new job is right between my knees. File cabinets -- and coworkers -- on either side of me prevent lateral repositioning. You gotta be fucking kidding me. What am I doing with my life?

1,174

At the interview: Yes, you should hire me because I have done this job before.
At my new desk: Oh shit, that's right. I hated this job the first time I had it.

1,173

That there is a video like this that has only gotten 68,000 views in over a year and I have no clue whether this was followed up by *anyone* in congress in the last seven years!

1,172

Sick Sucks!!!

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Urinary tract infection. Owie!

1,170

The notion that Waterboarding is like swimming.

1,169

A fucking singing Scooby Doo Christmas stocking that keeps getting activated not 6 feet away from me.

1,168

Curmudgeons

1,167

Hubby sick yet again! Suckass.

1,166

Estrogen Withdrawal Headache. Are you freakin kidding me? Goddammit.

1,165

Honestly! Who calls in sick his first day of work? And why does the temp agency seem to think this is no problem? jerkoffs.

1,164

I'm a sucker and volunteered to come in tomorrow to train him.

1,163

My replacement called in sick his first day of work.

1,162

No recognition for the people who noticed mistakes in the numbering and corrected for them in the numbering of their own posts. (1,162 is the right number.)

1,161

We missed 1,145 too.

1,160

Feeling guilty about moving on with your life.

1,159

Working yourself up into a frenzy over something that is not going to matter at all immediately after it is over.

1,157

Having a "velvet" constitution.

1,156

Thursdays.

1,155

Working really hard and meticulously on a Christmas present, sending it to the printers, and getting it back printed totally wrong.

1,154

The waiting.

1,153

More than 15,000 spam emails in three days.

1,152

People. They are the worst.

1,151

Being guffaw-inducingly hilarious, totally killing with the audience, and not getting any positive feedback from the director. Boo.

1,150.5

God dammit, I messed up the numbering. But that stops right here and now. RIGHT HERE AND NOW.

1,150

The unmourned passing of entry 1,145.

1,149

That "new boss smell."

1,148

According to a friend, and I tend to agree: EVERYTHING.

1,147

Being cast, YET AGAIN, as a drag queen. Something about me seems to scream "pre-op tranny."

1,146

Directors for very small-scale play readings who seem to think they are putting on a Broadway production and expect you to go to extensive rehearsals and costume yourself.

1,144

Actors who bring the drama into their real life and subsequently into MY life.

1,143

Neighbors who decide to have a very loud party, yelling and screaming at 1 AM a Sunday night.