1,627

Ultrasounds used as profile pictures.

1,626

Newish office acquaintance who would be awesome if he wasn't such a freakin' emotional vampire getting up in my face for attention several times a day every day and being hurt if I don't give him enough time and asking every single day what we're doing tonight or this weekend so I'm forever having to come up with "I'm busy" excuses. CALM DOWN, dude! If you didn't smother people with your neediness we'd probably want to hang out with you more!

1,625

"You should just get a new agent!"
REALLY??

1,624

Four day long migraine level headache.

1,623

A full YEAR now of not being able to audition for shows I want to do because the performance dates directly conflict with peoples' weddings (oh, and a Europe trip). Gahhh.

1,622

Person giving me way, way, WAYYYYYYY too much information about their vagina.

1,620

A bear themed town full of bear themed tchotchkes and a guy in a bear suit and bears on every goddamned thing in sight.

1,619

Country crafts.

1,618

Having to deal with other people's families, let alone my own, at holiday time.

1,617

Having a hard time giving a shit about much at all.

1,616

Casting director and agent nights full of feelings of dismay and humiliation, for the low low price of money I probably should not have spent.

1,615

Toughing it out for a year at work for that dangling carrot of a holiday bonus, which has now shrink to just the nub of a carrot.

1,614

My job is in a disintegrating industry.

1,613

Rental prices in LA.

1,612

A broken elevator in my building for 6 months!

1,611

My ankle has been sore for over 3 weeks for no good reason and I can't really afford a doctor visit at this juncture.

1,610

Budgeting.

1,609

Being more broke now than I have been in over 10 years.

1,608

Not having the time to list the things that piss me off! I have likely forgotten half of them by now. Goddamnit!

1,607

I just ate the last Le Notre truffle. Let us have a moment of silence.

1,606

People who call things "pretentious" just because they don't understand it.