1,557

UNENDING SNAGS. At this rate, this album will come out in December of 2012, and then promptly get lost in the ensuing Armageddon.

1,556

Overheard: "Anthropology? Isn't that the study of dying stars?"

1,555

Finally accepting that Americans (and possibly just humans in general) are bewilderingly stupid.

1,554

Couldn't the stock market have waited two more weeks to crash? The exchange rate was getting so good!

1,553

Freakin' hate hormones.

1,552

From the article link in 1551:

After consistently trailing in national surveys, McCain is now running even or slightly ahead of Obama, thanks in good part to his selection of Palin and the positive support she has received from Republicans and white female voters.

I can't believe this farce is working.

1,551

This makes me so sick to my stomach I can barely think straight.

1,550

WHAT THE FUH?? I just looked on my Google Calendar and it has a Holiday icon on September 11th that says "Patriot Day." That's a thing!?!?!? Read this!!

1,549

Someone writing a (probably shitty seeing as they don't even know how to spell) first novel and then getting extremely angry and depressed that within two months of its completion it's not being published. And then taking that anger out on his girlfriend and saying that he's "due" and doesn't want to have to work a job anymore.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD, buddy.

1,548

THEN the lady starts talking about how one time she was "forced" to sit in the "horrible" handicapped section which she'll never do again because (I swear to god, she said this) there was a "stump woman" who had no legs who was sitting with her boyfriend and the boyfriend pulled her "stump" onto his lap and started having sex with her right there and no one did anything about it and it was horrifying.

...I think something in me died a little.

1,547

Winning amazing box seat tickets to the Hollywood Bowl and sharing the box with two elitist rich snobs (wearing Obama buttons, mind you) who make us feel extremely uncomfortable talking about the "horrible seats for the poor people" in back and how they'd "rather die" than sit there and how they can't stand the great unwashed. It was really awkward.