1,647

Can you lay off a temp? If so, I just got laid off.

1,646

Working really hard on a special, hand-made Christmas present for someone and getting NO THANK YOU for it.

1,645

People who deliberately cutesy up words for no particular reason, i.e., "I heard the idea in general tho that w/ the belt tightening and freezing of open posishes there may also be a freezing of temps?"

Posishes? REALLY?

1,644

People who say "whatevs" without irony.

1,643

Impatient instant messengers. GIVE ME A FREAKING SECOND, I'm at WORK!!!

1,642

MOCKING FUCKING BIRD all night long, every night, no sleep, hate hate hate.

1,641

I wish I had taken some Dharma Cookie home. I am dumb.

1,643

Decisions.

1,642

Knowing that something is coming, but neither what nor when.

1,641

I second #1,640. Gah!

1,640

Being insatiably hungry ALL THE FREAKIN TIME.

1,639

Madoff: still not in jail.

1,638

My workplace is cutting costs by getting rid of temps. Looks like my gig is up. Very depressed about this.

1,637

"You guys should let me produce you. I'd do a much better job."

1,636

"I listened to your new album," (he didn't, he heard an old one) "and I didn't understand why there were dance tracks and then slow tracks."

1,635

"Do you guys have a direction you're taking your music in, or are you just throwing it out there?"

1,634

Doofus in our office who calls himself a "music producer" giving all kinds of horrible "advice."

1,633

Being guilted into something.

1,631

I am technologically cursed.

1,630

Having to say "happy new year" just because there's this emptiness in the air when you don't. Like there's an unspoken rule between December 28th and January 4th that if you don't say "happy new year" you are a dick.

1,629

Bonus: Had to read that story online because people still steal my fucking newspaper. Seriously. Seriously. What kind of person steals a newspaper? I just want to know. I want to understand you.

1,628

9 Muslims Are Pulled From Plane and Denied Re-entry; Airline Apologizes Next Day

this is the country we live in.