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I actually got a nasty email from a superior that included the phrase "it's not rocket science." Neither is not being a bitch. Really, who says that?

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Getting "joke" emails from family about how the snowstorm on the East Coast means Al Gore is a liar and everyone should burn his book for warmth.  *sigh*

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Upon telling a co-worker I'm preggers and having a boy, he says this: "Awesome! With girls, you have to worry about all the penises in the world, but with boys, you only have to worry about one!"  Er...yeah.  Ahem.

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"Tea Party Convention."  Urrrrrgle.

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No, family member, no matter how many times you ask, I will not be doing a "belly cast."

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The flood of "you shoulds" for parenting our child has begun.

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A loved one getting plastic surgery and looking like they are now The Joker mixed with Lion-Faced Lady.  Sooooo sad.