Thursday, August 27, 2009

1721

Senators who say they won't "vote for a bill I haven't read." They never read the bills.

Friday, August 21, 2009

1720

My friends' art gallery and living space caught on fire a few nights ago and they lost their sweet pet doggie, countless pieces of art and their home.

Friday, August 14, 2009

1,719

Apparently, being an insurance company shill and shouting the most innane lies works.

Good job, assholes.

Monday, August 10, 2009

1,718

The new woman living across from us is a yelling Armenian harpie from hell. She yells at and nags her daughter ALL DAY EVERY DAY, and I can hear her making her daughter cry constantly. Her voice has this specific tone that cuts through glass, wall, and bone. I have noticed that the sound of her voice is literally starting to make my stomach hurt when I hear it. She must be stopped.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

1,717

28 year olds with cystic fibrosis.

1,716

The line at the Post Office. The one I could have waited on if I'd known my 3:00 call was about to get called off. The one I won't wait on til at least tomorrow because it's the seventh circle of hot out there and I don't want to leave my apartment again. Ever.

1,715

Not knowing if I should go with 1,715 to account for a doubling-up, or 1,714 to make up for the evidently-skipped 1,698.

1,714

Having a call canceled 4 minutes before it was scheduled. And this after having been pushed back twice. Um, you're the ones begging for press, are you freaking kidding me here?

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

1,713

STOP using the word "cougar" in relation to women. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.