1,681

Giant Cheetos. The end times are officially upon us now.

1,680

Being unable to attend a dear friend's wedding due to finances.

1,679

War Drones.

1,678

Ultra depressing car commercials about how they'll react when you lose your job. Are they going to offer neck rubs next?

1,677

That the Lakers star is at worst, a rapist, and at best, an admitted adulterer. Besides being a giant douche bag.

1,676

Laker car flags.

1,675

Lakers fans.

1,674

The Lakers.

1,673

$500 eye doctor visit and my vision seems worse than before.

1,672

That despite all of our supposed medical advances, something called "Swine Flu" could still take us out.

1,671

Not knowing if I will have a job this time next month. Or next week, for that matter.

1,670

Please stop telling me to "have a good one." I can't handle the ambiguity of it all!

1,669

OH MY HOLY FUCKING CHRIST, assisting sucks.

1,668

I can't help but take it a bit personally that a former beloved teacher of mine won't call or write me back after I told her I was interested in auditioning for something she's directing.

1,667

I'm back at an earlier job assignment because the new girl "got measles." Uhhhhhh, should I be concerned? I wish someone had told me before I started touching everything.

1,666

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, AT&T, you are all INSANE. I should not have to be on the phone with you for TWO HOURS because you broke my text messaging. Why can't anyone there take notes to remember anything??

1,665

I don't even remotely know what's up with the numbering on this thing anymore, I'm just using my own stupid system at this point.

1,664

I feel bad that I have no idea who some of these Facebook "friends" of mine are who I apparently went to high school with.

1,664

I have no idea what my "career" is anymore.

1,663

Have to make EVERY DAMN FILE LABEL in god damn Comic Sans font because someone "prefers" it. What is WRONG with you?

1,662

LOOK, friend who I never see, you are not allowed to be passive aggressively upset with me because we never get together when you live more than an hour away and have babies who have to be in bed by 8! Do the math!

1,661

Being someone's stupid ass assistant. I've forgotten how lame this is.

1,660

People bitching and moaning loudly and at length about having to pay money for music.

1,659

MY DAD IS SO FREAKIN' WEIRD!