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Lady boss, just admit you don't know. So much more flattering than watching you try to keep up.

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I tried to be tolerant, but this Jesus-BS just banned you from my facebook wall:

"So I thank Christ that His blood pressure gave this heart an attack that
Flatlined my obscured vision, put me flat on my back
Through my ignorance, He saw.
Through my sternum, He saw to crack open my chest
to transplant Psalm 51:10..."

Thank Christ when you have a real heart attack.