1,193

"Pet Peeves."

1,192

People who have absolutely no idea how to tell a story. Hint: if its gone on for more than 2 minutes and you are not even close to arriving at the beginning of your point, and/or the person you are talking to turns away and begins to work on their computer, responding only with "Uh-huh(s)" and various grunts, that person is not engaged.

1,191

Insincerity.

1,190

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'...into THE FUTURE.

1,189

Working for the g'damn weekend.

1,188

Being
O
R
E
D
!

1,187

Mike Fuck-abee.

1,186

Grandma falling down, dislocating her elbow and breaking her arm. Stupid uneven sidewalks!!

1,185

Having to work on December 24.

1,184

Time-killing before holiday release.

1,183

Being DONE. But not "done."

1,182

The asinine poll questions on CNN.com.

1,181

Being a grown-up.

1,180

Moral and financial obligations.

1,179

The creeping, insidious fear that no one gives a shit.

1,178

Being both an emotional cripple AND a hopeless romantic.

1,177

Where have I been? Am I losing my edge?

1,176

Passive Aggressive co-workers.

1,175

The metal leg of my new desk at my new job is right between my knees. File cabinets -- and coworkers -- on either side of me prevent lateral repositioning. You gotta be fucking kidding me. What am I doing with my life?

1,174

At the interview: Yes, you should hire me because I have done this job before.
At my new desk: Oh shit, that's right. I hated this job the first time I had it.