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"A Machete Wielding Arsonist was Shot to Death Tonight by Police in a Crawlspace under the 210 Freeway." Umm...you had a perfectly good machete wielding arsonist that the media could have had a real field day with and instead, you shot him in a crawlspace and now you can't figure out how to remove the body without employing a complex system of levers and pulleys that will transport him through a portion of the sewer? Shouldn't you maybe have coaxed him out with some tall grasses in need of a good machete-ing or a perhaps a brush fire and THEN shot him? Fucking LAPD. They just don't think things through.