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Getting turned down for a crappy fucking minor program in professional writing, in favor of a bunch of glassy-eyed, ass-licking 19-year-olds who believe that "writing is their passion, and they write because they can't not write, and insert cliche here." Oh, and I already have a job as a professional writer, but no, I was not admitted to the program not because of that, but because other students are "more deserving and received higher scores on the preface describing their passion for writing." Guess who won't be getting acknowledged in any Pulitzer Prize acceptance speeches, cocksuckers.